“Hi honey, I’m home!” “Hi darling.” “What’s for dinner?” “I’ve been in the orchard and gathered some wonderful fruit.” “Sounds great. I’ve not seen these before. They look bigger and more scrumptious than usual.” “Well, it was the most amazing thing. I was picking fruit and a serpent spoke to me.” “A serpent?” “Yes,…
Keep Reading“im sorry, its a girl” said the doctor to the father. “no, im sorry, youre a sexist” said the girl child to the world. Taken from writer Adhiraj Singh’s parody collection, Terribly Tatti Tales,…
Keep ReadingThey are lost, but also not lost but somewhere in the world. Most of them are small, though two are larger, one a coat and one a dog. Of the small things, one is a certain ring, one a certain button. They are lost from me and where I am, but they are also…
Keep Reading“Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom. Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?” “No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.” “How about me?” He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?” She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel. “Your wife.” —…
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